it's funny how i always meet weirdos. they seem to be attracted to me for some weird, cosmic reason.

i met another weird one today, when i was walking the dog.

another thing, many weird things happen when i walk the dog. there has to be a connection here somehow...

so, the weirdo opened with asking if my dog is my dog, which i replied with a polite "yes" before i got jerked away by the very excited dog.

then weirdo followed us and asked if i work (do i look like such a slacker that even weird ones can see through me?), i replied that i'm a full-time tutor, he asked what's a full-time tutor, i said that's giving tuition full-time (duh?).

At this point i was getting a little freaked out.

he asked if that's teaching, where am i teaching, and out of nowhere, he asked if i'm married!

i stood on the grass, not knowing if i should laugh hysterically or convulse and faint. then i did what most human beans would do, i replied with a curt "no".

dog decided to tug me to the other corner of the extremely small grasspatch.

weirdo decided to follow again and asked for my name.

i gave it to him. that seemed to please him and he thought he should get going.

is this a punishment from the karma gods?

am i going to get what they think i deserved?

i'm now fearing for my life.

how will it all turn out?

tune in to the next episode of 'encounters with the weird kind'!

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11.57pm

like i said, it's a weird day.

i was on a bus, on my way home when this indian lady, who was sitting beside me gestured drinking and pointed to the water bottle i was holding.

i pointed to the bottle and had a huge question mark on my face.

she nodded and i passed the bottle to her.

she drank some water from it and promptly returned the bottle to me.

i took the bottle from her, asked her if that was enough. She smiled and gestured 'no more'. that's a first for me. i mean, how many of you out there have experienced that?

met another weird one in the evening when i was out sourcing for phone prices.

this one was physically weird...

she has huge breasts.

i'm not even talking about double d size.

they're about the exact same size as a honeydew.

no kidding!

i was staring.

i think she must have gotten used to stares like that from runways like me, so she didn't even bat an eyelid.

Weird days like this just get to me.