i have a very annoying student who'a always trying to change the date for our sessions and the stories he came up with are so lame. i do wish he had more imagination and come up with something so outrageous, i'll actually give him the day off.
so i call this boy, *blank*. and he does have a blank look most of the time. i think it's from all the computer games he's playing.
then i have this fat girl who is quite cute but she just totally pissed me off today, so she's still under scutiny.
ooo, and i suspect one of my students is gay. he actually borrowed a chick read from the library and said he found it very interesting. mind you, the book is about a bunch of new yorkers buying tons of clothes and going for plastic surgery cos they want to look oh-so-pretty. i would love to see his mum's face when he comes out of the closet because they're chinese nationals. and for the chinese, the son is supposed to carry on the family name. with the one child policy, this means if you're a chinese national with a gay son, he's never going to have children and the line is broken. also, i'm just sick like that. i enjoy little ironies in life, as long as they don't affect me.
another girl is quite normal actually, so i just teach and go, not much fun there.
oh, then i have 3 sisters in one session and it's always quite fun. except for the fact that one session lasts 3 hours!
there's another boy who never does his homework and his mother never really bothers so i just teach and get him to do his work when i'm there. sometimes it's nice to have a break like that and read magazines or books while he does his work.
there is a weird one. i teach her english only because she did pretty badly. the weird thing is she speaks english at home and in school. she's also really bad in mandarin, so there, maybe she's just lingustically-challanged.
they are all lazy, my students. they should be cos if they're not, i'll be out of business.
my teachers had been right all along, there're no really stupid students, just the dumb and lazy ones.